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[Parker Power Sports]

Jose and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Jose bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day, he drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend. "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlo's sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him. "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!" Carlos says, "Alright, what does your sign say?" It reads, "I only need another ten dollars to get back to Mexico".

[riverpirate]

OH SHYTE... I got 10 on that... lol

[DancerTracy]

LOL.........LOL. That one is pretty funny. Thought this was a true story you were sharing until the end. LOL

[ltr450rider]

I laughed out loud.

[Nolsky]

LMAO That was defently a good one. LOL